Troll 2: Part 2

If you have not read the first part of my Troll 2 review, you may do so here: Troll 2: Part 1

With Halloween coming up in less than a month, this is as good of a horror movie to review as any I suppose (at least it’s funny in how bad it is).  We left off just as Joshua was about to have a  nightmare where he turns into a plant and the Goblins want to eat him.  This crazy kid sees his dead grandfather on the side of the road and says he has to throw up in order to get his dad to stop the car.  After he has another conversation with him about Goblins, he looks again and he has been talking to a hobo.  Just how does his grandpa know so much about Goblins anyway?!  None of this is ever explained lol.

Our family arrives in Nilbog and trades homes with some weird family.  How did they even work out this swap anyway because it seems like they have never even spoken before?  Anyway, they go in the house to find the weirdest looking food ever laying out for them.  They apparently have no problem with this and decide to just dig in!  Ghost grandpa comes and apparently has time stopping powers now.  He tells Joshua that he has to stop them from eating the food or the Goblins will eat them.  Instead of just taking the food out of their hands while they are frozen, he decides to pee on everything haha.

Arnold (the guy in the picture above), one of the friends in the RV, sees a girl running in the woods and tackles her face first, in order to help her somehow?  They are surrounded by Goblins but Arnold bravely tells them off like he is Superman….only to be speared in the chest.  They get away and make it into a “house” where some weird, overly dramatic woman lives.  She asks Arnold if something is wrong, because the blood gushing out of his chest wasn’t a clear indicator.  She gives them a smoking green drink that they don’t question at all.  This girl with Arnold has already fallen for this once, you would think she would learn.

The girl turns into some kind of goop and the Goblins come and eat her.  Then comes the classic line in the movie.  I won’t even ruin it for you but it’s all over the place online.  The sister decides she wants to talk her boyfriend into leaving his buddies again.  I’m not sure why everyone hates his friends so much.  Back at the RV, the guys are all in bed together without shirts on….okay, I get the picture now lol.

One of the friends, I have no clue what his name is, wants some supplies so he goes off jogging to the store, even though they are in an RV.  The local Sheriff picks him up and offers him a ride to the store and something to eat that looks like a hamburger bun with green goop in it.  He just eats it without question!  The people in this movie never seem to question any of this strange food constantly being offered to them.  One would think they would at least ask what it is.  Guess not!